Things I hate

In this day and age with so many things begging for our opinion, it is impossible to love everything. In fact, if you say you love everything you will inevitably be lying. It's impossible to love everything.

Today I will focus on the foods that I hate. Oddly enough, all of them are white and of a similar consistency.

Things I Hate

1. Mayonnaise
2. Cottage Cheese
   
3. Sour Cream
4. Whipped Cream

Why I Hate
All of these foods (if you can honestly refer to them as such) are disgusting. They have a negligible amount of flavor, and what they lack in flavor they more than make up for in repulsive texture. Think about what's inside of that bloated pimple or that slug brimming with its gooey slime. Now multiply your level of disgust times five and you'll be able to comprehend the degree to which these vile substances make my stomach churn.

If it's white, it's not going in my mouth. And yes, that is what she said.